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Registration day.

Aug 5, 2008
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Number of times I felt silly because I couldn't find my classroom and I'm a junior: 2

Number of times mom got emotional and annoyed me: 5

Number of cheery greetings: Countless

Number of ignored greetings: 1

Number of classes with great people: 8

Number of unwanted suprises: 2

Number of other people I know that hadn't gone shopping yet: 3

Number of times I had to navigate the sub bus driver: 2

Number of times we got lost and missed kids standing right in their driveway (but not when I helped): 2

Number of times I hated today: 0

Super.

Would you rather...

Apr 14, 2008
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Would you rather:

1. Be locked in a cage with a lion for 5 minutes, or with Barney

singing "I love you, you love me..." for an hour?

Barney would be okay after a while.

2. Have honey poured on your head, or a bird poop on your head?

Honey. That bird poop gets hard, you know?

3. Be killed by fire or by Piranhas?

I've never really been bitten by anything...

4. Look like the most gorgeous person on earth but have the mental capacity of a dog,

or look like the ugliest person you've ever seen but have the mental capacity of Einstein?

The smarter one-I would work my way to some highpaying job and then get work done. Or I'd buy an old haunted house and scare the local town, like in Edward Scissorhands.

5. Eat cow poop or a mouse head?

Cow poop since there's a chance I've already done it-through potatoes-the firtilizer (sp?)

6. Be on a plane that ran out of fuel with no parachutes, or on a sinking ship with no life

jackets or life boats?

Sinking ship-I'd send out signals or find something to float upon and if not, at least I could sing that song from Titanic all dramatic.

7. Be dead tired at a theme park or a concert or something exciting like that, or have all the

energy in the world at a formal, no nonsense, highly respectable opera?

Opera. I like opera.

Bedtime Woes
Which of these would you prefer:

(A) To get only 4 hours of sleep per night for the rest of your life, and suffer all the effects of lack of sleep

OR

(B) To be forced to spend 20 hours of each day in bed - after getting enough sleep, you will be forced to spend the remainder of the 20 hours staring at the ceiling and doing NOTHING else (reading, TV, etc.)

A. It is possible to live like that, I read once. Plus since

Inadequate sleep can cause decreases in:

Performance
Concentration
Reaction Times
Consolidation of Information Learning

Inadequate sleep can cause increases in:

Memory Lapses
Accidents and Injuries
Behavior Problems
Mood Problems

And I already have that stuff, I'd say Id be okay.

Would you rather breathe fire, or have 3 million pounds?

The money. Because I live to sing, it would my life would go spiralling downward into a dark abyss (vocabulary word) If anything interferred (sp?) with my singing. It's my joy-even if I'm not popstar good.

Would you rather eat 150 wasps, or have both hands cut off?

wasps. I'd fry or bake them- make them into a smoothie.

This is so fun, but I gotta go-I am in class and I only have one last workpage to do. I'll finish editing color and what not later so things aren't so confusing.